Are you looking to inject some passion in your life? Then why not take a page out of the Celebrity Apprentices’ Karma Sutra with these (completely made up) sex tips.
Things certainly got heated in the boardroom on Monday night and not just because Nick Leeson was given his marching orders, but because the task at hand involved launching Durex’s latest product ‘Embrace’.
‘Embrace’ features two separate sensual pleasure gels nestled together in one attractive pack – one is a silky gel with a warming sensation and the other is an arousal gel for a tingling experience. However, it’s what the Durex Embrace gels do when they come together that really sets them apart…
If you missed the Durex Embrace task on Monday night make sure to catch up over on TV3’s 3Player.
So in keeping with the theme of Monday night’s episode, here are some sex tips that we imagine the Celebrity Apprentices would be only too happy to dish out.
Frances Black – We imagine that the advice from Frances would be that some people simply don’t like ‘dirty’ talk. So always ask your partner if it’s something they’d be into before calling them a dirty rotten ****, and remember… “You Say It Best When You Say Nothing At All”.
Amanda Brunker – Amanda’s cheeky tips for you two will be sure to guarantee you both a good night. This girl could be the One and if you don’t spoil her rotten then she’s going to move on, With Or Without You.
For starters, when picking her up on that crucial first date, make sure you take down her correct address because there’s nothing worse than trying to find a house Where The Streets Have No Name. From there on in, all you have to do is treat her like she’s the Sweetest Thing to you and so, When Love Comes To Town, there may even be some, ahem, Elevation involved…
Amanda is ‘best friends’ with Bono, by the way.
Edele Lynch – Edele would most likely advise to always go for the girls dressed in denim. In fact, the more denim, the better the girl. Here’s the proof:
Just make sure you call her back after the first date though, because you don’t want to get on her wrong side. Rumour has it ‘she fights like her da‘…
Mikey Graham – Mikey seems like the kind of guy who is all about the getting close and intimate, so take a leaf out of his book and ask your better half if she’d be down for some spooning. Maybe ask her: “Baby, Can I Hold You Tonight?”
Nick Leeson – Nick has always been a bit of a risk-taker. While we can’t be certain, we would imagine that Nick would advise anyone to take a chance with the opposite sex, pluck up the courage for a date. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Daniella Moyles – Daniella Moyles is known for gracing sexy photo shoots while wearing nothing but saucy lingerie. So why not treat your missus (and in turn, yourself) to some sexy lingerie that will have your better half looking and feeling like a million bucks while also keeping your good self entertained.
So there you have it. If the Celebrity Apprentices ever ventured out into sex advice this is what we imagine they’d say…
Don’t forget you can still check out Monday night’s episode of The Celebrity Apprentice over on the 3Player.
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