Opinion: The Succession theme song slaps harder than should be legally permitted.
Succession, am I right?
By now you should've lashed through series one and two in quick succession(!) so that you can keep up with the incessant chatter and quotes in work.
You should have a firm favourite (Roman) and a character whose dumb little face makes you want to scream every time you see it (also Roman).
But which character do you most identify with? Who is your spiritual soulmate?
Honestly, there are no favourable answers here. Every single one of the Roy clan is garbage, but all at slightly different levels.
So, which Succession character are you? Let's find out, champ.
