How have we never thought about this stuff before.
It's hard to write about Nick Offerman and not think about his most famous character, the manliest man that ever manned in Parks and Recreation, Ron Swanson. They're basically the same person.
Without Ron's expert wisdom, we would never know that "clear alcohols are for rich women on diets" or that "crying is only acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon". He's like a whisky swilling teacher that's proficient with weapons and crafts.
We adore Nick/Ron be cause he has always been honest, in fact, there's only one thing that he hates more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.
We've previously brought you some of the
genius shower thoughts from the Fargo and 22 Jump Street Star and his latest edition is absolutely brilliant. Having seen this video, we're wondering if chairs do in fact think that human beings are just hats.
