Following a video that showed him kissing and sucking a raw chicken, Evra is now having a go at vegans.
On Wednesday night, the internet was blessed (or cursed) with a bizarre video of footballer Patrice Evra doing some really strange things with an uncooked chicken.
The video consisted of him kissing the chicken, sucking the chicken, and spanking the chicken.
Naturally, everyone who saw it was completely freaked out by the entire thing, and had no idea how to respond.
Most people just went with “eeeeew”, which we feel sums up our feelings towards it fairly accurately.
But Uncle Pat has now come out with a bit of an explainer video, following the backlash.
In a video posted on his Instagram, Evra did his very best to justify his decision.
He does admit that when he “sucked the toes of the chicken”, it was a “little bit nasty-nasty”, but he reckons it was all just a joke!
Have a look at his explanation here:
He ended the video by having a quick go at vegans as well, saying: “And what about the vegans? Come on… I see the vegan people in my garden, crawling, eating all the grass, and I don’t say anything.”
Never change, Patrice.
