Whoever came up with this question deserves a plaque on their wall. (Geddit?)
Every now and again, the internet throws something out there to the general public that promptly turns everyone momentarily insane.
Remember that thing about the straws? Yeah.
Turns out there is is no such thing as an innocuous question anymore.
Someone put it to Twitter about their toothbrush etiquette, and it seemed like a simple enough query:
https://twitter.com/envyteeee/status/963130762949283840
Initially, it all starts off simple enough.
Put toothpaste on first
— ヾ(-_- )ゞ (@xJayRawri) February 12, 2018
https://twitter.com/envyteeee/status/963133099856072704
Then things take a slight turn…
I wet the toothbrush but I squeeze the toothpaste on my tongue.
— Ernest (@ImJustErnest) February 14, 2018
https://twitter.com/future_snack/status/963892962563383296
However, we had no idea there were so many variations on this simple twice-daily task.
Turns out there are quite a few ways to get your toothbrush ready, and those who do it a certain way look upon those who do it a certain, other way like they’re from a completely different planet.
https://twitter.com/darienj_5/status/963793329946230784
https://twitter.com/future_snack/status/963893761959956481
https://twitter.com/Kudzair_/status/963909176505364481
https://twitter.com/_melaston/status/963894574644170752
https://twitter.com/_melaston/status/963965504342896640
So, tell us, and we can settle this once and for all:
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