A hero in a half-shell…
Going on holiday can always be a stressful thing because there are so many last minute preparations that need to be taken care of.
Packing, exchanging currency, printing tickets, getting to the airport on time and boarding before the gates close are all customary but pet lovers have an additional concern, what to do with your pet when you’re away?
This Reddit user asked her boyfriend to keep a close eye on little Raphael (we’re calling him that because, well, figure it out. And none of your turtle/tortoise semantics please) and he did what all good boyfriends do, constantly tease her with pictures of her pet in some “interesting” scenarios.
Here’s Raphael relaxing with a beer behind the wheel. Don’t drink and drive kids…and reptiles.
Raphael has moved onto some “harder” stuff.
It seems that Raphael is a very red-blooded reptile as he checks out some reptilian porn.
The poor girlfriend must have been shell-shocked after seeing these images.
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