The human race is a wonderful thing.
There’s such incredible variety in our tastes and interests; some people like Turkish Delight, other people aren’t as foolish.
Some folk love to watch Neighbours, while others swear by Home and Away.
A number of people are sexually attracted to “very, very old grannies”, while a portion of the population get turned on by “Japanese step moms.”
Wait, what?
Pornhub has analysed its users’ viewing habits and discovered that the older people get, the more they search for pornographic material featuring, ahem, more mature talent.
The pornographic video sharing website divided their users into different age groups and examined how their search preferences differed when they were on the site.
Looking at the sexy statistical charts below, we don’t even know what some of these words mean.
We swear.
Obviously we’re not going to Google them… not while we’re at work anyway.
*JOE anxiously looks at the clock on the wall*
Is it home time yet?
They also revealed what the most popular searches are across all age demographics. Interestingly, “teens” is the most-searched term in all of the below age groups, except in the over 65s, who prefer to search for a more “mature” type of titillation.
You stay classy over 65s…
Those dedicated statisticians at Pornhub have even broken it down country by country, so you can see exactly what age the average Irish porn watcher is.
Show this to all of your friends who are aged exactly 35.5 years old…
All statistics via Pornhub and hat-tip to i100.
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