WATCH: Puppet private investigator talks about the best way to clean up a VERY DIRTY crime scene

"Lemon juice. And dab. Don't rub."

Well... this is a first. Over the years, we've had the honour of interviewing some of the biggest and brightest stars of Hollywood, but we're pretty sure we've never had the chance to chat to a puppet before. And that is exactly what happened here, as we sat down with Detective Phil Phillips, the man who has been tasked (along with his on-screen partner Melissa McCarthy) to find out who is behind the serial puppet killings in The Happytime Murders. So, if you had the chance, what would want to ask the puppet who is investigating the murders of some high profile Hollywood stars? Well, we had to ask about puppet... well, puppet jizz. Anyone who has seen the trailer (further down) will fully understand why, and to be fair to him, Detective Phillips had a perfect answer for it. We also chat about who he'd like to have play him in the movie of his life, and what he looks for in a partner (both meanings). Check out the full interview right here: The Happytime Murders is released in Irish cinemas on Monday 27 August, and you can check out the full (and EXTREMELY NSFW) trailer right here: Clip via STX Entertainment UK & Ireland