Video: 50 Cent in spoof trailer ‘Zero Dark Fiddy’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcIIGbig1Ss

Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson stars in Zero Dark Fiddy – the 'real Bin Laden Story'

By Genna Patterson

Just after Zero Dark Thirty won an Oscar for Sound Editing, the real Bin Laden hunt story emerges. The trailer was released on Jimmy Kimmel’s talk show yesterday. Showing 50 Cent as the man to hunt him down, he points out that Bin Laden has not been hiding out in Pakistan as everybody thought, but in a storage locker in Van Iseghem. Not only that, but he has one of his minions deliver him a Starbucks half-caf pumpkin spiced latter under the door everyday.

50 Cent tells the CIA commander that he’s going in alone, and arms himself with ‘gun-chucks’. As he creeps up on Bin Laden, played by American comedian Fred Armisan, we see him watching the "best torture video ever" - Takeshi's Castle. Bin Laden and 50 Cent fight it out, with their gun-chucks and knife-chucks in the storage locker.

We almost wish this were a real movie. Throughout the trailer poor 50 Cent has to consistently correct people that his name is pronounced ‘fifty’ not ‘fiddy’, the number after forty-nine. Take a look.