Hey, it's Tuesday.
And it's
bloody cold.
Seriously, I'm shivering just writing this.
Let's not mess about. Here's the most arresting cinematic options on your television on this Tuesday 4 February...
Strangers on a Train - TCM - 6.50pm
Vintage psychological thriller with Alfred Hitchcock at the helm.
They Live - SyFy - 9pm
'Rowdy' Roddy Piper has come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
And he's all out of bubblegum.
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials - RTÉ 2 - 9pm
You'd be forgiven for forgetting this entire series exists, to be fair.
Taken 3 - Film 4 - 9pm
Just how often does this guy get taken?!
Twelve Monkeys - SyFy - 11pm
Excellent sci-fi/horror hybrid in which Bruce Willis is sent back to the past to save the world only to wind up in a mental institution.
Brad Pitt is also there, very much in pre-Tyler Durden mode.
'71 - Film 4 - 11.15pm
Jack O'Connell shines in this breathless Troubles-set thriller.
U.S. Marshals - TCM - 11.15pm
Sequel to The Fugitive in which Tommy Lee Jones' lawman takes centre stage. Wesley Snipes and Robert Downey Jr. provide support.
Sudden Death - ITV4 - 11.15pm
Jean-Claude Van Damme does Die Hard in an ice hockey arena.
Byzantium - Film 4 - 1.20am
Uneven but not bad vampire melodrama with Neil Jordan directing the likes of Saoirse Ronan, Gemma Arterton and Jonny Lee Miller.