We wouldn't like this fecker anywhere near our post...
Postman Pat was one of our favourite cartoon characters growing up because his escapades around Greendale with Jess the cat and because he was an absolute gentleman, he was a real quintessential English gent wasn't he, so mannerly.
However, we want to introduce you to the distant Irish relative of Postman Pat who funnily enough is also a postman, or a 'poschtman' as is written on the LinkedIn.
The location where this boyo does his work is unknown at the moment but you'd know all about him if he was delivering your letters everyday. The reason - he's the opposite of Postman Pat because he's crude, has no manners but he's bloody hilarious.
This guy is the Pat Mustard of the mail delivery service...
